This book is about things I witnessed and what happened to me during the 9 months I spent in Belize in the 1970’s. Like they say you can’t take them with you, but some of the stories I’m about to tell, you definitely can! The main story may seem a bit far fetched, shocking, stupid, or too disgusting to have happened, I can assure you most of it did! Apart from a few urban myths, jokes and the odd exaggerated bullshit along the way, I think I’ve just about covered most things. I believe we have to record our memories for future generations to look back on, either good, funny or bad. Here are mine and I hope I’ve dug up some of yours. I wonder what they’ll think in a 100 years’ time.